The Honest John Carter Review

Posted by : Starships and Dragons Saturday, March 9, 2013

Finally, an honest review of the John Carter of Mars Movie…maybe.

I have a great fondness for the character John Carter of Mars, both the books series by Edgar Rice Burroughs and the movie of the same name. I cannot tell you how much I detest the film critics who panned this movie without seeing it or waiting till the movie made it through its first weekend and then they seem to go out of their way to destroy any possible hope for the film’s success.

One of the more glowing reviews comes from the Boston Globe's Ty Burr, who writes, ‘John Carter' only appears to be a $250 million space turkey named after a chartered accountant." He continues: "Against the odds, 'John Carter' is itself pretty amazing — an epic pulp saga that slowly rises to the level of its best imitations and wins you over by degrees." Whether the film's familiar genre conventions are cribbed from Burroughs' source material or other sci-fi films is ultimately immaterial, Burr argues. The filmmakers "have the confidence that their story will work (it does) and that its roots are strong enough to sustain our attention for the first or the umpteenth time."

Michael D. Sellers on his blog site (2/24/13) shares an interesting John Carter Review that’s actually worth reading. In fact the title of His Blog is “A John Carter Review that’s actually worth reading”. This is his introduction to the Article by Jeffrey Richert.

“Jeffrey Richert is the head of publicity and marketing for Magnolia pictures and the owner of Reverse Shot, a thoughtful film blog with an impressive list of contributors. His review of John Carter is intriguing to me for two reasons. First, he makes a vivid, articulate summary about how the negativity that was ‘in the wind’ about John Carter impacted the critical response — and keep in mind his position at Magnolia, which gives him a pretty impressive professional perch from which to make such assessments. Secondly, when it comes to analyzing the movie itself, he subjects the movie to a far more comprehensive review of all the things a director is responsible for — doing so in a way that illuminates the full creative challenge faced by a director of a film like John Carter.” Here is the intro and link to Reichert’s review

-Orlando Falvo

No Chance for Escape

By Jeff Reichert

John Carter
Dir. Andrew Stanton, U.S., Disney
John Carter never had a chance. Weeks before the film was released, reports of its impending flameout trickled into trade publications. In several articles, “tracking” figures were discussed by “sources” with little journalistic regard for contextual backing that would allow layman readers to parse their claims; at the same time, the film’s budget and allegedly troubled production history moved to the fore of dialogue. Whispers of the dreaded Ishtar were in the winds. Bear in mind that, at that point, very few, and likely even fewer of those doing the writing on John Carter, had actually seen the film itself. (When blood hits the water, thoughtful, informed analysis generally heads for dry land.) Why anyone would sharpen their knives for Andrew Stanton, the boyishly nerdy, clearly quite imaginative filmmaker who delivered the fables Finding Nemo and Wall*E, for realizing a lifelong cinematic dream (albeit a hugely expensive one) is beyond me. Wouldn’t it be better to root harder for the end of the Michael Bay era?

The nail in the coffin of John Carter’s public perception may well have been Brooks Barnes’s New York Times postmortem (unimaginatively titled “Ishtar on Mars”) that ran on the Sunday of the film’s release, before box office numbers had even been reported in full. Barnes, though working without actual figures at his disposal (the article has since been amended with final tallies, though it omits some of the film’s staggering overseas figures in favor of making its case), seems almost gleeful in his dismantling of what he views as Stanton and Disney’s colossal folly, which offends far less than the false equivalence between box-office success and aesthetic quality that’s craftily laced throughout the article. His quite useless piece of writing is an exemplar of the curious and sad byproduct of the “industry” side of cinema, which all too easily and often co-opts a conversation that should be about art into one of figures, charts, and competition. Who can ever be said to have won art?
Pieces like these also speak to a continued insularity of a certain brand of film reporting, which, like those aforementioned early doomsday predictors, less address the general public than the diminished, but still sadly echoing hordes that regularly churn out box-office-figure stenography and tedious Oscar prognosticating in the guise of journalism. In short: stuff that no one in their right minds (i.e. those existing outside the industry) really wants to read. Call me a hopeless romantic, but the public at large, for all its general and regular diffidence towards the fading art of criticism, still deserves the opportunity to experience it free from needless clutter, should they so desire.
Read the full review at Reverse Shot

-Dragon One